Leroy's Homework Assignment




Leroy is an 18 year-old ninth grader who is becoming increasingly
disillusioned with the public school system.  One day, Leroy got an
easy homework assignment.  All he had to do was put each of the
following vocabulary words in a sentence.  Here's what he wrote:

1.  HOTEL- I gave my girlfriend da crabs and the HOTEL everybody.

2.  RECTUM - I had two Cadillacs, but my ol' lady RECTUM both.

3.  DISAPPOINTMENT - My parole officer tol me if I miss DISAPPOINTMENT
    they gonna send me back to the big house.

4.  FORECLOSE - If I pay alimony this month, I'll have no money
    FORECLOSE.

5.  CATACOMB - Don King was at the fight the other night, Man, somebody
    give that CATACOMB.

6.  PENIS - I went to da doctor and he handed me a cup and said, "Here,
    PENIS."

7.  ISRAEL - Alone tried to sell me a Rolex, I said, "Man, that looks
    fake."  He said, "No, ISRAEL.."

8.  UNDERMINE - There is a fine lookin' hoe livin' in the apartment
    UNDERMINE.

9.  STAIN- My mother-in-law axed if I was STAIN for dinner again.

10. SELDOM - My cousin gave me two tickets to the Knicks game, so
    I SELDOM.

11. HORDE - My sister got into trouble because she HORDE around in school.

12. INCOME - I just got in bed wit dis hoe and INCOME my wife.

13. FORTIFY - I axed da hoe how much? And she say FORTIFY.