College Rules




On the first day of college, the Dean addresses the students pointing out some
of the rules.  "The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male
students, so too the male dormitory to the female students.

Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time.  Anybody
caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $60. Being caught a
third time will incur a hefty fine of $180.  Are there any questions?".

To this, a male student in the crowd inquires, "How much for a season pass?"