Golf Bribes




Four married guys go golfing. During the 4th hole the following conversation took
place:

First Guy: "You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out golfing this
weekend.  I had to promise my wife that I will paint every room in the house next
weekend."

Second Guy: "That's nothing, I had to promise my wife that I will build her a new
deck for the pool."

Third Guy: "Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that will remodel
the kitchen for her."

They continue to play the hole when they realized that the fourth guy has not said
a word.  So they ask him. "You haven't said anything about what you had to do to be
able to come golfing this weekend.  What's the deal?"

Fourth Guy: "I just set my alarm for 5:30am.  When it goes off, I shut off my alarm,
give the wife a nudge and say, 'Golf Course or Intercourse?' and she says, "Your
clubs are in the closet."