The Plane Crash & the Super Models




Naomi Campbell, Claudia Schiffer, and Rachel Hunter are flying to a
super models conference in Paris, when suddenly the Captain of the
plane announces: 

"We have just lost all power to the engines of the plane and are
going to make an emergency crash landing please assume the brace
position immediately!"

Immediately the three models look at each other and start preparing
for the worst. Claudia quickly pulls out some lipstick and make-up
and starts fixing her face up.

Bewildered, Naomi and Rachel ask: "What in the hell are you doing
Claudia fixing up your make-up?! We are about to fricking crash!"

Claudia responds: "Well I know for a fact that the rescue workers
will search for, and save first, the people who have the best looking
faces, this is why I am putting on my make-up."
 
Immediately Rachel Hunter rips open her blouse to expose the
beautiful mounds of flesh which inexplicably defy the law of gravity.

Totally confused, Naomi  and Claudia shout: "Rachel have you lost
your fucking senses?? Why are you baring your breasts for everyone to
see, we are about to die!"
 
Rachel responds: "I have it on good authority that in plane crashes,
the rescue workers look to save first the women with big beautiful
breasts.  This is why I am exposing my tits!"
 
Not hesitating for a moment, Naomi Campbell pulls down her skirt and
panties to expose her female "love triangle."

Freaking out, Claudia and Rachel yell:  "Naomi, are you fucking
crazy??  Why are you exposing your pussy for everyone to see??"

Calmly, Naomi responds: "BITCHES PLEASE!!! I know for a fact that the
first thing the rescue workers always look for in plane crashes is
the black box!!!"