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Where there's a will...I want to be in it.
It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.
Honk If You Want To See My Finger
Always remember you're unique...Just like everyone else.
Be nice to your kids...They will pick out your nursing home.
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
We are born naked, wet, and hungry....Then things get worse.
Don't drink and drive...You might hit a bump and spill your drink.
If you don't like the way I'm driving, you come get these handcuffs off!!!!
You're driving a car; it isn't a telephone booth, a beauty parlor or a restaurant.
Why am I the only person on earth who knows how to drive?
Some people just don't know how to drive. I call these people "Everybody But Me".
Go on, I'll see you at the next traffic light.
I don't have a license to kill. I have a permit.
Don't like my driving? Then quit watching me.
I may be slow, but I'm ahead of you.
Unless you're a hemerroid, GET OFF MY ASS!