Women Drivers




I tell you, women drivers are a hazard to traffic.  Driving to work this morning
on the freeway, I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a red Mustang
doing 85 miles per hour with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting
on her eyeliner!

I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over
in my lane.

It scared me so bad I dropped my electric shaver in my coffee, and it spilled
all over my cell phone!