Cruise Magician




A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbeans.  The
audience would be different each week, so the magician allowed
himself to do the same tricks over and over again.  There was only
one problem: The captain's parrot saw the shows every week and
began to understand what the magician does in every trick.  Once
he understood that, he started shouting in the middle of the show:

"Look, it's not the same hat!"

"Look, he's hiding the flowers under the table."

"Hey, why are all the cards the Ace of Spades?"

The magician was furious but couldn't do anything.  It was the
captain's parrot after all.

One day the ship had an accident and sunk.  The magician found
himself on a piece of wood, in the middle of the ocean - with the
parrot of course.

They stared at each other with hate, but did not utter a word.
This went on for a day, and another day, and another day.

After a week the parrot said, "OK. I give up.  Where is the boat?"