A Farmer & his Wife Goes Flying




A farmer and his wife went to a fair.  The farmer was fascinated by
the airplanes and asked a pilot how much a ride would cost.
               
"$10 for 3 minutes," replied the pilot. 
                 
"That's too much," said the farmer.

The pilot thought for a second and then said, "I'll make you a deal.
If you and your wife ride for 3 minutes without uttering a sound,
the ride will be free.  But if you make a sound, you'll have to pay
$10."
                  
The farmer and his wife agreed and went for a wild ride.  After they 
landed, the pilot said to the farmer, "I want to congratulate you
for not making a sound.  You are a brave man."
                  
"Maybe so," said the farmer, "But I gotta tell ya, I almost screamed 
when my wife fell out."