Things To Do.......




I pulled into a town I couldn't believe still existed in the
nineties.  A dusty, dirt road, a little old wooden store that
actually said "General Store", and that was it.

There was a little old man sitting in front of the store in a
rocking chair.  I said to him, "What do you folks do around here?"

He said, "We don't do nothin' but hunt n' SCREW."

I said, "What do you hunt?"

He said, "Somethin' to SCREW."