Three Guys in a Bar




Two guys in a 10th floor bar, sitting next to a window.  Another guy
at the bar is sucking down whiskeys left and right.  He gets up and
runs to the window by the two guys and jumps out!

The two guys are amazed!

With morbid curiosity they watch him fall, right before he lands he
slows down and glides softly onto the sidewalk, and runs back into
the building.

The two guys are amazed, and are talking about it as the guy comes
back into the 10th floor bar and orders another drink and sucks it
down.

He runs again to the window and jumps out!

The two guys watch with amazement as he lands softly on the sidewalk
and runs back into the building again!

The two guys are talking and are blown away.  How the heck does he
do that?  He runs back into the bar and orders another drink.

One of the guys walks up to him and says "how the heck do you do
that?"

He says "Oh!  it's easy!  there is one of those exhaust vents down
there, so when you fall, right before you hit, the exhaust fans blow
you back up a bit and you land softly."

The guy went back and told his buddy.  So they decided to try it.  So
they both jumped out as the guy at the bar watched.....SPLAT SPLAT!!!

The bartender looks at the guy at the window and says

"You know Superman... You're are a real jerk when you're drunk!"