A Jewish Man & A Chinese Man




A Jewish man is sitting at a bar drinking shots of tequila when he looks over and
sees a Chinese man next to him drinking a beer.  Suddenly, the Jewish man jumps up
and punches the Chinese guy, knocking him off his bar stool and onto the floor.

"What the hell was that for," asked the Chinese man, totally puzzled and kind of
hurt.

"That was for Pearl Harbor," answered the Jewish guy.
                
"Pearl Harbor?  I'm Chinese not Japanese, you idiot!"
                
"Chinese, Japanese...whatever."
                
The Chinese man pulls himself together, thinking this guy's just drunk.  He gets
back on his stool and orders four shots of tequila.
 
After gulping the fourth shot, he gets up: "HI YA!"  does a roundhouse kick and
levels the Jewish guy.  

The Jewish man picks up his glasses, rubs his bloody nose, and asks, "Now what
the hell was THAT for?"

"That was for the Titanic," said the Chinese man.
                
"The Titanic?  That wreck was caused by an ICEBERG!!''
                
"Iceberg, Goldberg...whatever."