How High Can You Jump??




A guy walks into a bar and notices two pieces of sirloin hanging from the
ceiling.  He asks the barman about it and the barman replies, "It's a
competition.  If you can jump high enough to get the meat down you get
dinner on the house. But if you miss you have to buy a round for the whole
bar." 
 
The guy thinks about it and says, "No, I don't think so... the steaks are
too high!'