The 3 Tests




A guy walks into a bar and on the counter is a big glass jar full of $10 bills.

He says to the bartender, "What's with the jar? There must be at least $10,000
in there."

The bartender replies, "To get the money all you need to do is pass 3 tests."

"What tests?" asks the man.

"You have to pay first", says the bartender.  "Those are the rules."

So the guy takes out a $10 bill and hands it to the bartender who promptly puts
it in the jar and says; "These are the tests"

First you have to drink this gallon of Pepper Tequila at one time and you can't
make a face.

Next there's a Pit Bull out back with a bad tooth that you have to pull.

And third, there's a woman upstairs who's never had an orgasm, that you need to
make right."

The guy looks at the Tequila and says "No way am I gonna drink that!"

"Well it's up to you, but you can't have your money back", says the bartender.

The guy orders several drinks and continues to look at the gallon bottle while
he consumes them.

By the time he's done, the gallon of Tequila doesn't look so bad any more.

He tells the bartender he's going to pass the tests.

The barkeeper reminds him, "You have to drink it all at once and no faces!"

So the guy picks up the bottle and slugs it down.  It takes all his willpower
but he doesn't make a face.

"So where's that dog?" he asks.

"Chained up out back", says the bartender.

Off he saunters out the back door.

The next thing everyone in the bar hears is the guy yelling, and the dog
barking, then the guy screaming and the dog howling.

Just as they figure they need to go retrieve his dead body, the guy stumbles
back into the bar, clothes in shreds, cuts and scratches all over his body,
and he says "Now where's the woman with the bad tooth?"