New York Bound Blonde




On a plane bound for New York the flight attendant approached a
blonde sitting in the first class section and requested that she
move to economy since she did not have a first class ticket.

The blonde replied "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to New
York and I'm not moving." 

Not wanting to argue with a customer the flight attendant asked
the co-pilot to speak with her.  He went to talk with the woman
asking her to please move out of the first class section.

Again, the blonde replied, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going
to New York and I'm not moving." 

The co-pilot returned to the cockpit and asked the captain what
should he do.

The captain said, "I'm married to a blonde, and I know how to
handle this."

He went to the first class section and whispered in the blonde's
ear. 

She immediately jumped up and ran to the economy section mumbling
to herself,  "Why didn't anyone just say so?"

Surprised, the flight attendant and the co-pilot asked what he
said to her that finally convinced her to move from her seat.

He said, "I told her the first class section wasn't going to New
York".