The Blonde & The Ventriloquist




A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and stops to entertain at
a bar in a small town.  He's going through his usual run of stupid
blonde jokes, when a big blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her
chair and says:

"I've heard just about enough of your denigrating blonde jokes,
Asshole.  What makes you think  you can stereotype women that way?
What does a person's physical attributes have to do with their worth
as a human being?  It's guys like you who keep women like me from
being respected at work and in my community, of reaching my full
potential as a person ...because you and your kind continue to
perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes but women at
large ... all in the name of humor."

Flustered, the ventriloquist begins to apologize, when the blonde
pipes up,  "You stay out of this.  Mister, I'm talking to that
little bastard on your knee!"