A Blonde Goes Camping 




Sally, a blonde, goes on her first camping trip.  Her husband, who was a Scout
Leader, was sick so she volunteered to take over for him one weekend.  She got
everyone together and assigned different duties to each scout.

Gabby was responsible for the food supplies, Mike would be the cook this
trip, Johnnie was responsible for their maps and making up a time schedule, Tim was
to decide on their events, and to fit them into Johnnie's schedule and Sally would
test all their equipment before setting out.

They arrived at Big Moose Mountain and everyone was excited.  They arrived right on
schedule and were getting ready for their first event - hiking up the mountain.  But
first, they wanted to get something to eat.  So Sally asked Mike if he would prepare
the meal and, of course, Mike said he would.

About 10 minutes later he came back and told Sally, "I can't make the supper.  I can't
light a fire with the matches you brought."

Sally replied, "I can't understand that. Those matches should be perfectly fine.  I
tested them all just before we left."