Blonde Football A guy took his blonde girlfriend to a football game. After the game he asked her how she liked the game. "Oh, I really liked it," she said, "but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other for 25¢." "What on earth do you mean?" "Well, I saw them flip a coin, and one team got it, and then for the rest of the game all they kept screaming was: 'Get the quarter back! Get the quarterback!'"