710




The other day I was in the local auto parts store.  A blonde comes in and
asks for a seven ten cap.

We all look at each other and ask, "What's a seven ten cap?"

She says, "You know, it's right on the engine.  Mine got lost somehow and
I need a new one."

"What kind of a car is it?" they ask.  Now I'm thinking maybe an old Datsun
Seven Ten, but no, she says that it's a Buick.

"Okay, Lady, how big is it?"

She makes a circle with her hands about 3 1/2 inches in diameter.

"What does it do?" they ask.

She says, "I don't know, but it's always been there."

One of them gives her a note pad and asks her if she can draw a picture of
it.  So she makes a circle about 3 1/2 inches in diameter and in the center
she writes 710.  The guys behind the counter are looking at it as she writes
it ... and they just fall down behind the counter laughing so hard in hysterics.
Then one goes and gets it for her.