Circulation A blonde teacher was giving a lesson on blood circulation...Trying to make the matter clear, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face." "Yes," the class said. "Then why is it that while I am standing upright the blood doesn't run into my feet?" The answer came from the back of the class, "Cause your feet ain't empty."