Three Blondes Fishing




Three blondes are sitting by the side of a river holding fishing
poles with the lines in the water.  A Game Warden comes up behind
them, taps them on the shoulder and says, "Excuse me, ladies, I'd
like to see your fishing licenses."
                  
"We don't have any." replied the first blonde.
                  
"Well, if your going to fish, you need fishing licenses." said the
Game Warden.
                  
"But officer," replied the second blonde, "we aren't fishing.  We
all have magnets at the end of our lines and we're collecting debris
off the bottom of the river."

The Game Warden lifted up all the lines and, sure enough, there were 
horseshoe magnets tied on the end of each line.  "Well, I know of no 
law against it," said the Game Warden, "take all the debris
you want." 

And with that, the Game Warden left.
                  
As soon as the Game Warden was out of sight, the three blondes
started laughing hysterically.  "What a dumb Fish Cop," the second
blonde said to the other two, "doesn't he know that there are
steelhead in this  river?!"



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