Three Buttons Bill Clinton arrives at the Kremlin to visit Boris Yeltsin. Suddenly he sees 3 buttons on the wall. He presses the first button and a pie flies across the room and hits him in the face. His hosts giggle. He then presses the second button. A steel leg comes out of the wall and kicks him in the groin. The Russians start laughing like hell. He then presses the third button and a bucket of water spills over him. A few weeks later Boris Yeltsin comes to Washington to visit Bill Clinton. Suddenly he sees 3 buttons on the wall. He presses the first one and nothing happens. He presses the second one - and still nothing happens. He presses the third one - Nothing. He turns around smiling and says "Wait till I tell my friends in Moscow about this"