BILL SUCKS!




Clinton is looking out of the window and he notices that someone has
urinated the message, "BILL SUCKS!" on a wall outside the White
House.

Furious, he orders the FBI to take urine and handwriting samples from
every member of the White House staff and find the culprit
immediately.

A week later, the FBI director calls. "Mr. President, I have good
news and bad news," he says. "The good news is that the urine belongs
to Bob Dole."

"And the bad news?" Clinton demands.

After a slight pause, the director replies, "Sir, the handwriting
belongs to your wife!"