New Fireman




A man who worked for the fire department came home from work one day and told his
wife, "You know, we have a wonderful system at the fire station.
'Bell 1' rings and we all put on our jackets.
'Bell 2' and we all slide down the pole.
'Bell 3' rings and we're on the fire truck ready to go.
From now on we are going to run this house the same way.
When I say 'Bell 1' I want you to strip naked.
When I say 'Bell 2' I want you to jump in bed,
and when I say 'Bell 3' we are going to make love all night.

The next night he came home from work and yelled 'Bell 1'.  The wife took off all
her clothes. 'Bell 2' the wife jumped in bed.  'Bell 3', they began making love.

After 2 minutes the wife yelled 'Bell 4'.

What the hell is 'Bell 4' asked her husband.

"More hose", she replied, "you're nowhere near the fire".