Working In The Pickle Factory




Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for a number of years
when he came home one day to confess to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion.

He had an urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer.  His wife suggested that
he should see a sex therapist to talk  about it, but Bill indicated that he'd be
too embarrassed.  He vowed to overcome the compulsion on his own.

One day a few weeks later, Bill came home absolutely ashen.  His wife could see
at once that something was seriously wrong.

"What's wrong, Bill?" she asked.

"Do you remember that I told you how I had this tremendous urge to put my penis
into the pickle slicer?"

"Oh, Bill, you didn't."

"Yes, I did."

"My God, Bill, what happened?"

"I got fired."

"No, Bill.  I mean, what happened with the pickle slicer?"

"Oh...she got fired too."