The New CEO




A company, feeling it was time for a shake-up, hires a new CEO.  This new boss
is determined to rid the company of all slackers. 

On a tour of the facilities, the CEO notices a guy leaning on a wall.  The room
is full of workers and he thinks this is his chance to show everyone he means
business! 

The CEO walks up the guy and asks, "And how much money do you make a week?" 

Undaunted, the young fellow looks at him and replies, "I make $200.00 a week.
Why?" 

The CEO then hands the guy $200 in cash and yells, "Here's a week's pay.  Now
GET OUT and don't come back!" 

Feeling pretty good about his first cleansing of a slacker, the CEO looks around
the room and asks, "Does anyone want to tell me what that slacker was doing here?" 

With a sheepish grin, one of the other workers mutters, "Delivering pizza."