Union Plumbers




A plumber was called to a woman's apartment in New York to repair a leaking
pipe.  When he arrived he was pleased to discover that the woman was quite
a luscious, well-stacked babe, and during the course of the afternoon the
two became extremely friendly.

About 5.30 p.m. the phone rang, disturbing the bedroom shenanigans.  "That
was my husband," she said, "He's on his way home, but he's going back to
the office around 8.  Come back then, dear, and we can take up where we left
off."

The union plumber looked at the woman in disbelief.  "What? On my own time??"