Tell Tale Signs You Have Nothing To Do At Work...




You've read the entire Dilbert page-a-day calendar for 2002

You discover that staring at your cubicle wall long enough
produces images of Elvis.

You've definitively figured out a way to get Gilligan OFF the island. . .

You decide to see how many Surges you can drink before the inevitable
explosion occurs. . .

People come into your office frequently... to borrow  pencils from your
ceiling. . . .

No longer content with merely photocopying your derierre, you now scan
it and enhance it with Photoshop. . .

The 5th Division of Paper Clips has completely overrun the Push Pin Infantry,
and General White-Out has called for reinforcements. . .