Friendly Witch




A creature rose up out of the surf and came ashore.  Its garments were made of green
sea lettuce.  "I am the friendly Witch of the Sand," she said, "I am only going to
sunbathe."

The sun was terribly hot.  Her skin began to bake and it turned as red as a ripe
tomato!

Have you ever seen ... a baking lettuce and tomato Sand Witch?