More Halloween Ghosts & Goblins






What is Frankenstein’s favorite waterway?
The Eerie Canal.



What is a ghosts favorite ride at the midway?
A roller ghoster!!



Why does the Mummy keep his Band-aids in the refrigerator?
He wants to use them later for cold cuts!!



What is Dracula's favorite coffee?
De'coffin'ated!



What is a baby ghost's favorite game?
Peek-a-boo!



What is a Mummies' favorite type of music?
Wrap!



How does a werewolf like his eggs for breakfast?
Terrorfried!



Why didn't the skeleton dance at the party?
He had no body to dance with.



What is a vampire's favorite holiday?
Fangsgiving.



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