Anagrams




An Anagram, as you know, is a word or phrase that is made by
transposing or rearranging the letters of another word or phrase.
The following are exceptionally clever.  Someone out there either
has way too much time to waste or is deadly at Scrabble....

    Dormitory                          Dirty Room

    Evangelist                         Evil's Agent

    Desperation                        A Rope Ends It

    The Morse Code                     Here Come Dots

    Slot Machines                      Cash Lost in 'em

    Animosity                          Is No Amity

    Mother-in-law                      Woman Hitler  

    Snooze Alarms                      Alas! No More Z's

    Alec Guinness                      Genuine Class

    Semolina                           Is No Meal

    The Public Art Galleries           Large Picture Halls, I Bet

    A Decimal Point                    I'm a Dot in Place

    The Earthquakes                    That Queer Shake

    Eleven plus two                    Twelve plus one

    Contradiction                      Accord not in it


This one's truly amazing:

    "To be or not to be: that is the question, whether 'tis nobler
    in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous
    fortune."

And the Anagram:

    "In one of the Bard's best-thought-of tragedies, our insistent
    hero, Hamlet, queries on two fronts about how life turns rotten."


And for the grand finale:

    "That's one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind."
         Neil A. Armstrong

The Anagram:

    "A thin man ran; makes a large stride, left planet, pins flag on
    moon!  On to Mars!



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