I Like The Way You Are Thinking.....




Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher
picked him to answer a question.  "Johnny, if there were five birds
sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun, how many would be
left?

"None," replied Johnny "cause the rest would fly away."

"Well, the answer is four," said the teacher.  "But I like the way you
are thinking."

Little Johnny said, "I have a question for you now.  If there were
three women eating ice cream cones in a shop, one licking her cone,
the second biting her cone, and the third sucking the cone, which
one is married?"

"Well," said the teacher nervously, "I guess the one sucking the
cone?"

"No," said Little Johnny, "the one with the wedding ring on her finger,
but I like the way you are thinking."