Little Johnny & Sex Education




A teacher cautiously approaches the subject of sex education with her
fourth grade class because she realizes Little Johnny's propensity
for sexual innuendo. But Johnny remains attentive throughout the
entire lecture.  Finally, towards the end of the lesson, the teacher
asks for examples of sex education from the class.

One little boy raises his hand, "I saw a bird in her nest with some
eggs."

"Very good, William," said the teacher.

"My mommy had a baby," said little Esther.

"Oh, that's nice," replied the teacher.

Finally, little Johnny raises his hand. With much fear and
trepidation, the teacher calls on him.

"I was watchin' TV yesterday, and I saw the Lone Ranger.  He was
surrounded by hundreds and hundreds of Indians.  And they all
attacked at one time. And he killed every one of them with his two
guns."

The teacher was relieved but puzzled, "And what does that have to do
with sex education, Johnny?"

"It'll teach those Indians not to fuck with the Lone Ranger."