Quickies and Quips




Vanity Plates seen on a Mercedes Benz in California ......
    WAS HIS
              
Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills.....
    Making the last car payment.
              
The trouble with Sunday drivers is, they don't drive any
better during the week.
              
If you can't keep a secret, you don't need to know it.
              
Quote from the boss:  "I didn't say it was your fault.  I
    said I was going to blame it on you."
              
If you want the world to beat a path to your door, just try
to take a nap on a Saturday afternoon.