A Fan Of The Beatles




This woman was such a fan of the Beatles that she decided to have a
tattoo of John Lennon put on the inside of her left thigh, and a
tattoo of Paul McCarthy tattoo on the inside of her right side.

After the tattoo artist was finished, he wrapped her thighs in
bandages since they were quite sore and had to heal.  He admonished
her to keep the bandages on for a week, and then she could take them
off.  He guaranteed her that she would be very pleased with his work.

A week went by and she finally uncovered the tattoos.  She was
horrified at the work and thought that neither of the tattoos looked
like John Lennon or Paul McCarthy.  She went back to the tattoo
parlor to complain.

She was giving the artist a "what for" and she couldn't be calmed
down.  Finally, the tattoo artist said, "Wait lady. Don't take my
word for it, let's get the opinion of an unbiased 3rd party".

She agreed to do just that.

Just then a drunk came stumbling down the street and was passing
the tattoo parlor door.  The artist grabbed him and brought him
inside the shop, showed him the tattoo on the lady's left thigh and
asked if it looked like John Lennon.

The drunk shrugged and said, "I don't know."

The artist asked him if he thought the tattoo on the inside of the
lady's right thigh looked like Paul McCarthy.

The drunk again replied "I don't know, but the guy in the middle
with the beard and the bad breath MUST be Willie Nelson!!!"