Cooking Problems




Two cannibals meet one day.  The first cannibal says, "You know, I just can't seem
to get a tender Missionary.  I've baked them, I've roasted them, I've  stewed
them, I've barbecued them, I've tried every sort of marinade.  I just cannot seem
to get them tender."
              
The second cannibal asks, "What kind of Missionary do you use?"
              
The other replied, "You know, the ones that hang out at that place at the bend of
the river.  They have those brown cloaks with a rope around the waist  and they're
sort of bald on top with a funny ring of hair on their heads."
              
"Ah, ha!" the second cannibal replies. "No wonder ... those are friars!"