Cute Ones




From the Internet:

Once you've read the instructions on a box of Pepperidge Farm frozen
raspberry turnovers, it's too late to obey them: 
"Preheat oven to 475 degrees F before taking package from the
freezer."





A New Jersey resident was surprised to read the "patient counseling"
instructions a local pharmacist typed onto a recent prescription for
her cat.  It warned..."Do not mix with alcohol.   

Use caution when driving or operating machinery."  The cat's owner
stated, "We had no idea what the cat was up to when he felt good!"



                      


A milkman was making his deliveries and found a note attached to a
customer's door stating, "I need 45 gallons of milk."  

He knocked on the door and a beautiful blonde gal answered.  "Is this
a mistake?" the milkman asked.   

"No," she said, "I was watching a talk show and it said that bathing
in milk is a good aphrodisiac."

"Really," replied the milkman.  "Do you want that pasteurized?"

"No, up to my tits would be fine," she said.