The Senior Driver




As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.
Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Herman,
I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on
280 Interstate.  Please be careful!"

"Hell," said Herman, "It's not just one car.  It's hundreds of them!"



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