The Breasts Of An Eighteen-year-old




This 65 year old woman is naked, jumping up and down on her bed, laughing and singing.

Her husband walks into the bedroom and sees her.  He watches her a while then says,
"You look ridiculous!  What on earth do you think you're doing?"

She says, "I just got my checkup and my doctor says I have the breasts of an
eighteen-year-old."  She starts laughing and jumping again.

He says, "Yeah, right.  And what did he say about your 65 year-old ass?"

"Your name never came up..." she replied.