50th Anniversary




There was this couple who had been married for 50 years.  They were sitting at the
breakfast table one morning when the old gentleman said to his wife, "Just think,
honey, we've been married for 50 years."

"Yeah," she replied, "Just think, fifty years ago we were sitting here at this
breakfast table together."

"I know," the old man said, "We were probably sitting here naked as jaybirds fifty
years ago."

"Well," Granny snickered, "What do you  say...should we get naked?"

Where upon the two stripped to the buff and sat down at the table.

"You know, honey," the little old lady breathlessly replied, "My nipples are as hot
for you today as they were fifty years ago."

"I wouldn't be surprised," replied Gramps. "One's in your coffee and the other is
in your oatmeal!!!!