Mobile Senior




I've had two bypass surgeries, a hip replacement and new knees.

I've fought prostate cancer and diabetes.

I'm half blind, can't hear anything quieter than a jet engine, take
40 different medications that make me dizzy, winded, and subject to
blackouts.

I have bouts with dementia.

I have poor circulation, hardly feel my hands and feet anymore.

I can't remember if I'm 85 or 92.  I have lost all my friends.

But thank God, I still have my Florida driver's license.



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