The Preacher & the Old Woman




A preacher visits an elderly woman from his congregation.  As he sits
on the couch he notices a large bowl of peanuts on the coffee table.

"Mind if I have a few?" he asks.

"No not at all," the woman replied.

They chat for an hour and as the preacher stands to leave, he realizes
that instead of eating just a few peanuts, he emptied most of the bowl.

"I'm totally sorry for eating all your peanuts, I really just meant to
eat a few," stated the preacher.

"Oh that's all right," replied the woman. "Ever since I lost my teeth
all I can do is suck the chocolate off them."