An Old Lady in a Nursing Home




An old lady in a nursing home is wheeling up and down the halls in
her wheelchair making sounds like she's driving a car.  As she's
going down the hall an old man jumps out of a room and says, "Excuse
me ma'am but you were speeding.  Can I see your driver's license?"

She digs around in her purse a little, pulls out a candy wrapper,
and hands it to him.  He looks it over, gives her a warning and sends
her on her way.  Up and down the halls she goes again. 

Again, the same old man jumps out of a room and says, "Excuse me
ma'am but I saw you cross over the center line back there.  Can I
see your registration, please?"

She digs around in her purse a little, pulls out a store receipt and
hands it to him.  He looks it over, gives her another warning and
sends her on her way.  She zooms off again up and down the halls
weaving all over.

As she comes to the old man's room again he jumps out.  He's stark
naked and has an erection!

The old lady in the wheel chair looks up and says, "Oh no-not the
Breathalyzer again!"