Social Security




An old man went into the Social Security Office and filled out an
application.  He was too old to have a birth certificate, so he was
asked to prove his age.  He opened his shirt and showed them the
gray hair on his chest.

They accepted that as proof, and give him his first check.  He went
home to his wife, showed her the check, and explained to her what
had happened.

She replied, "Well get back down there, pull down your pants, and
see if you can also get disability!"