"I'm going to Las Vegas"




A man came home from work one day to find his wife sitting on the
front porch with her bags packed.  He asked her where she was going?

She replied, "I'm going to Las Vegas."

He questioned her as to why she was going and she told him, "I just
found out that I can make $400.00 a night  doing what I give you for
free."

He pondered for a while, went into the house, packed his bags and
returned to the porch with his wife.

She said, "And just where do you think you are going?"

He replied, "I'm going too."

"Why?" she asked.

He said, I want to see how you are going to live on $800.00 a year."