Wearing The Pants In The Family




The newlyweds were in their honeymoon suite on their wedding night.  As they undressed
for bed, the big, burly husband tossed his pants to his bride and said, "Here, put
these on."

She put them on and the waist was twice the size of her body. "I can't wear your
pants," she said.

"That's right," said the husband, "and don't you forget it.  I'm the man and I wear
the pants in this family!"

With that she flipped him her panties and said, "Try these on."

He tried them on and found he could only get them on as far as his knee cap.

"Hell," he said, "I can't get into your panties."

"That's right," she said, "and that's the way it's going to be until your attitude
changes!"