Kidnaped Husband??




Having gone to his secretary's apartment, Mr. Biggs was astonished to wake up
and find that it was three in the morning.  "My God!" he shouted, "My wife is
going to kill me!"

Unsure of how he would explain it, he ran to the nearest pay phone and called
his wife.  "Honey!" he began, "Don't pay the ransom.  I escaped!"