Crotchless Undies




A young woman who had been married for several years was growing more and more
frustrated at her husband's lack of interest in sex.  She wondered about ways
to add some pizzazz to their sexual relationship, and finally decided to purchase
some Crotchless underwear she had seen in a novelty shop.

One evening when she was feeling particularly desirous and he was, as usual,
watching television, she took a shower, freshened up, and donned her Crotchless
undies and a slinky negligee.

She then strolled between her partner and the television and naughtily tossed one
leg up on his chair arm.

"Want some of this?" she purred.

"Are you kidding?" he replied,"look what it did to those panties."