Ryan and the new apartment




Ryan rents an apartment in New York and goes to the lobby to put his
name on the group mailbox.  While he is there, an attractive young
lady comes out of the apartment next to the mailboxes wearing a robe.

Ryan smiles at the young girl and she strikes up a conversation with
him.  As they talk, her robe slips open, and it's quite obvious that
she has nothing under the robe.  Poor Ryan breaks out into a sweat
trying to maintain eye contact.  After a few minutes, she places her
hand on his arm and says, "Let's go in my apartment, I hear someone
coming."

He proceeds with her into the apartment, and after she closes the
door, she leans against it allowing her robe to fall off completely.
Being completely nude, she purrs at him, "What would you say is my
best feature?"

The flustered, embarrassed Ryan stammers, clears his throat several
times, and finally squeaks out, "Oh, it's got to be your ears!"

She's astounded! "Why my ears? Look at these breasts! They are full,
don't sag, and they're 100% natural! My buns -- they are firm and do
not sag, and have no cellulite! Look at this skin -- no blemishes, or
scars!  Why in heaven's name would you say my ears are the best part
of my body?!"

Clearing his throat once again, Ryan stammers, "Outside when you said
you heard someone coming -- that was me."