The Woman & The Frog




Three women were out golfing one day and one of them hit her ball
into the woods.  She went into the woods to look for it and found a
frog in a trap.

The frog said to her "If you release me from this trap, I will grant
you 3 wishes."

The woman freed the frog and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed
to mention that there was a condition to your wishes - that whatever
you wish for, your husband will get 10 times more or better!"

The woman said "That would be okay" and for her first wish she wanted
to be the most beautiful woman in the world.

The frog warned her "You do realize that this wish will also make
your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis, that
women will flock to."

The woman replied, "That will be okay, because I will be the most
beautiful woman and he will only have eyes for me."

So, POOF- she's the most beautiful woman in the world!

For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.

The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the
world and he will be ten times richer than you."

The woman said "That will be okay, because what is mine is his and
what is his is mine."

So, POOF - she's the richest woman in the world!

The frog then inquired about her third wish and she answered,
"I'd like a mild heart attack.