“And I look back at you [Caitlin] AND YOU’RE ALL HAPPY SMILEY LALA LAND!!!  So it’s like…  what the hell..?!?!” (Cara, Play-a-thon, describing Caitlin’s stage presence.) “Don’t get cymbal happy again!” (Cara, warning Caitlin) “WE SUPPORT BENT!” (Caitlin being odd, being repeatitive to get it sarcastically though Rich’s head) “CAITLIN!  WHAT’D YOU DO?!?!?!” (Rich, directly following the Bent/XXAVE affair.) “I found Brian’s G-String!” (Cara, after discovering Clean Brian’s G string.  ON HIS GUITAR OF COURSE!) “Who’s this ‘General Public,’ and why is he everywhere?” (Cara, being thoughtfully DUMB.  Lol.) “You DID not just cut my cornea!!!” (Cait, getting angered when Don through a piece of paper and it hit her eye.) “Alright, so he puts this gin bottle in my hand…  heh…  and of course, I get b*tched at for it!!” (Caitlin, recalling the trip to Detroit, when Pip slipped a gin bottle into her hand.) “WHAT’S A REINDEER MUSCLE?!?!?!” (Cara and Cait at the library, as well as MANY MANY others) “I’m the head roadie.  I get to have sex with Brian!” (Justine, explaining her job to people at Play-a-thon and everywhere else) “SHOWER THE PREPS!  Shower the preps in paper!” (Johnson, most likely at a ‘prep rally’) “Hrm…  It sounds like Lunch Bag….” (Sarah, while naming the parts in Stalker.) “Awww… it’s a gift!  To distortion from the Mixer!  It’s a long distance relationship!” (Sarah and Cait, reading tags that labeled the cords for a gig) “Marry me…  kiss me, Sarah!” (Mr. Cymbal after he gave Sarah a key ring.  Lol.) “Ahhhhh….!!  The carpet and the microphone don’t like each other!” (Sarah and Carla) “Leperchaun!  In my lucky charms!  It was a god damned leprechaun!” (Shane singing a song during an XXAVE meeting.) “WANT TO SHUCK ON MA’ TITTIES?!?!” (Andy Dewalt helping out at an XXAVE meeting, pretending to be Irish, or a pirate, or something…) “More band-aids!” (Cara, trying to get used to her callisis) “CRACK BOY HAS A VOICE!” (Dave, cracking on the crack boy and his side ‘cracks’.  Lol.) “I don’t like this part of the lunchroom…  the ThUg table!” (Mr. Earl in a bad mood, approaching out lunch table.) “EAT THE JELLO WAFFLE KETCHUP STUFF!” (Cara, Cait, Tori, Sarah, trying to get Pip to eat the odd mixture at Big Boys in Detroit) “The fork is stabbing my ankle!” (Pip.) “YOU’RE TOO SHORT TO BE A HIPPO!” (Some guy from Machine Class butting into a Cait/Cara coversation in the hallway, referring to 4’ 11” Caitlin) "You left us with the giraffes!!  HOW COULD YOU?!" (Cara and Chris at the zoo) “QUICK CARA!  We havta write up a paper of quotes of the website!” (Cait, right before I typed up this whole thing.) More to come….

Odd quotes that are important to the band...  Quotes that influence their music, lyrics, and stage presence...  and perhaps describes why they are the way they are......